So, that tornado rumbled,
tumbled its way across the fields.
And Dorothy scurried and hurried,
with Toto in a basket.

Today, it would be an F-5,
and the ASPCA would be
following Dorothy…and Social
Services would inspect that house.

Elmira would be cycling on a racer,
after microdermabrasion and a nose job.
Hair all treated with John Frieda
products…the frizzies gone, gone.

Hat from 5th avenue, and dress…(ug!!!)
showing cleavage right up front.
And yes! Grandma WOULD say
what a good Christian woman wouldn’t!!!

That travelling salesman, cooking
hotdogs, would be brought in for
questioning…thoughts of wickedness
towards a child in the wilderness.

Neurologist would proclaim a Class 3
concussion for Dorothy…I.V.ed in the
emergency room, but off to Oz she went
anyway!! The Munchkins would sing

On key, Glenda would arrive in a limo,
And the yellow brick road? Guardrails,
and designated a ‘National Nature Trail’.
Scarecrow, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion,

Starring in X-Men, and Jackson would
have already bought Emerald City, part
of ‘Neverland’. ‘Horse of a different color’
DA approved, or not, and that wicked

Witch’s castle…crumbled in ‘Reign of Fire.’
Wizard, an out-patient from some clinic,
and those ruby slippers? Prada, of course!!!
BUT!!! Ding dong, that witch did melt,

Who did melt? The witch did melt…
Ding dong, the wicked witch did melt…
And the limo driver opened the door
for Glenda….guess what…

Dorothy stayed in the Land Of Oz,
the poppy fields were napalmed,
and Dorothy’s ‘just a singer in a
rock n roll band’. American Woman!!!

Good Morning! Good Morning!
Ya’llses!!!
Read about one of the last Munchkins dying….very sad.
But, that GREAT movie will live forever, and so will he!!!

Good Morning!!!
D-Mag….I know very well who they are.
Very soon now, they will definitely be taken to task about this…..!!!!!!
Penny….thanks! Didn’t know that…highly interesting!!!

Dark Angel…just a ‘parody’ on a great, ageless movie…for fun, not to be taken seriously…as all these morning pomes be!